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Friday, December 16th 2005

12:04 PM

Headlines of the year!!

  • Mood:
  • Music: Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson - Santa Claus you **nt
  • Todays Thought: A laugh is as good as a holiday!

THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005:

CRACK FOUND ON GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER

[Imagine that!]


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

[No, really?]


Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

[ That'll stop 'em. ]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]




Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

[What a guy!]




Miners Refuse to Work after Death

[No-good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos!]



Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]




War Dims Hope for Peace

[I can see where it might have that effect!]



If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

[You think?]



Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

[Who would have thought!]

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

[They may be on to something!]



Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges !
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]


Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

[he probably IS the battery charge!]




New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger
Test Group

[Weren't they fat enough?!]


Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]


Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

[Taste like chicken?]



Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]




Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

[Boy, are they tall!]




And the winner is....



Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead



Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity
and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to


(Maybe even a chuckle).

We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling

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